A young woman today in the metro for some reason that is best known to all the donkeys in the world when the devil enters their brain. Started to show her pugilistic instinct in a most violent way. With choicest of Punjab thrown in that sounded like cuss words. While I was thanking the good lord for not allowing sikh women kripan in his wisdom. Just then Lo and behold she pulls out a rather large evil looking huge pin from her hair and starts stabbing the other woman. While screaming and crying simultaneously in a way sure to damage your ear drums or it could be hypersonic cry of the fabled banshee sure to put cold terror in your heart.
Whoever called women the weaker sex was demented and needs to be locked up pronto. Anyhow it took some lady cops to stop the fighting, an endeavor they tried and failed. Apparently the government in its most sexist way tries to hire women who are like women must be due to gentlemen doing the hiring rather than letting women officers doing the hiring. Any how it took several women quite some time to pull them apart and take them out. Then a rather humongous woman police officer went completely mad and started asking people why we were not intervening in the fight or stopping it. When I was accosted by this rather heavy and humongous woman as to why I was not stopping a fight which was a blood bath. I told her I had no intention of attracting IPC 354A and other rather draconian as well as colonial sections of Indian penal code. She let me go while other gentlemen who obviously almost had a mental break down in seeing such violence were still held back. To be harassed further. Had they intervene they would be called sexual predator for touching women inappropriately and now that they had not they were guilty of not helping women. Sometimes I wonder if we need an armed rebellion against local constabulary who still have not been made aware that India got independence in 1947. They are a fine institution which is still serving the British Raj. Blissful unaware of the events that happened on 15th Aug 1947. Oh the wonder that was British Empire they have left but left the babudom and police here effectively allowing the British to still rule us. After all where else but in a nation shackled can you have a food official drain an entire reservoir in a drought bound area to recover a mobile phone. Water enough to water 1500 acres of land. That man was just suspended and not dismissed. Yet history books tell us we are a free nation! Chose our own government 🤣. Yes we chose our leader but not the government that is still selected by the British. Sometimes popular govt like that of Mr Modi do make a law that leads removal of the blue and red light on their cars but this new law is applicable only in the nation and state capital of this nation and its staye. So much for popular govt mandate to make the babu accountable to public or a police force that heeds and tries to help citizen or a judiciary that close a case in the life time of the original plaintiff. In fact the higher judiciary finds it offensive to use the local Indian languages. Their Lordship still use English but then india did not have lords; they are a British construct.
Coming back from Pax Britannica. It was a rather fine start to a morning with 4 hours lost to women empowerment. Making me pray to all the gods that consider this part of travesty and inclusion oops I mean diversity and inclusion compulsory training for which nasty emails will be coming. I do hope they allow kripan to sikh women and next time they take each other's head. Would some of the men have fainted ? Had this be done in the train? Perhaps yes. As for women I certainly doubt that those creatures have anything akin to mercy in them. Those are lady like quality which are extinct One wonders where have the ladies gone. Oh well I guess one has to travel more to Thailand then to Goa eh 😀!
